A Pocono Perspective ~ Woodloch's Blog

A Fun Family Resort in the Poconos

Posted on Tue, Aug 16, 2016


We’re in the dog days of summer and that means, the weather is a little bit hotter and the nights are just a bit cooler.

We’ve been thinking, what does the word fun truly mean?

According to Merriam-Webster, fun means “an enjoyable time” and “the feeling of being amused and entertained.”

To us, Woodloch means fun!

Here at Woodloch our version of fun is taken to a whole new level! We’re dedicated to family fun in the Pocono Mountain region of Pennsylvania. Have you heard about our leading activity programs? Whether you’re returning to Woodloch or you’re about to experience your first trip, we’ll make sure you enjoy your family vacation to the fullest extent.

What can you do with your family in the Poconos? Well, sit back and read on… Here are three reasons our resort encourages summertime, family fun!

Keep Your Eyes and Ears Open

You won’t be bored on your next visit to Woodloch. Everywhere you turn, you’ll find something new to try. Get in touch with your theatrical side for an experience you won’t forget.

Check out our fantastic Broadway style Theme Show and nightly entertainment the whole family will love. You’ll enjoy musical numbers, beautiful set designs, and great dancing on stage. Our theme this year focuses on the wonderful world of television.  The small screen wouldn’t do this big production of bright lights in the Poconos, justice.


Ab muscles beware before heading to see one of our acts featuring comedians and jugglers, because they’ll keep you laughing for days! If you’re looking for a roaring good time, these comedians will have you rolling in your seats laughing. A few of these entertainers are Chris Ivey, David Darwin, John Cassidy, and Ned Gelfars.

Did you know that Woodloch has also featured some comedy heavyweights; guys like Ray Romano and Tom Cotter cut their teeth in the Woodloch Nightclub!


Woodloch means fun, and fun means Woodloch!

Along with our amazing troupe of comedians and jugglers, have you seen our magicians? Or it’s possible that you… haven’t? They disappear on us sometimes!

Anthony Salazar, Jay Mattioli, and John Graham will delight you with their illusions and mystical imagination.


A Little Competition Never Hurt Anybody!

Teamwork is vital for our Olympics during your next family vacation or corporate retreatBring a sense of playful competition to your family at Woodloch. As we’re in the midst of celebrating this Olympic season, Woodloch showcases its own brand of international games.  Unite as a family by tackling big team events and see who goes for the gold!

Enjoy the thrill of discovery, athleticism, and competition? Then you’ll want to try our Amazing Races and Scavenger Hunts with your family. Sometimes all it takes is a little family bonding, over  healthy competition, to experience what FUN in the Poconos is all about.

Are you a trivia-family? Then check out Woodloch Feud. A Family Feud style event, where brains and wit come together! We might not have Steve Harvey to host this event, but we’ll make sure fun is number one on the list.


It’s Summer Fun All the Time

There is honestly so much to do at Woodloch that even this blog can’t contain it all! As the days get warmer, slide into the lake and cool off.

Enjoy some summertime fun with the whole family while it lasts. Our lake offers quite a few fun, there’s that word again, summertime activities. Try out kayaking, canoeing, or even water skiing for the more adventurous. Paddle boating is a great option to see the fall colors, once the leaves start changing.

While the lake may not be your favorite swimming hole in the winter (though ice skating is pretty rad), you can still make a big splash in a number of our indoor pools.  Our Kiddie Splash pools will be a big hit for the littlest members of your family, but there is plenty of fun for everyone in our larger pools and hot tubs.

Plus, we even have our new indoor corkscrew slide!

There is so much to do at Woodloch, your nights and days will be filled with family, laughter, and most of all, fun.

F is for friends and family!

U is for you (you = U) and me… at Woodloch!

N is for a-N-y time and a-N-ything at all (yeah, you get the point), here in the Poconos Mountains!

Bringing friends and families together is what we know best (and we’ve been doing it for 60 years now), and TripAdvisor.com agrees… being voted the #1 Family Resort in America has been an honor. Stop by with your family and experience the warm hospitality of an exceptional Poconos Family Resort.


Tags: Pocono Mountains, family time, family fun

Fairways for Freedom: Vets Get a Free Tune-up at Poconos Resort

Posted on Thu, Jul 14, 2016

Woodloch loves America, there’s no doubt about that. I mean just look at this photo of John Kisendahl (Our President & CEO). 

 Woodloch was founded on the American dream. Back in 1958 the Kiesendahl family came to Northeastern PA to start up their family run business with one year round employee and now we have...well you know the story, and if you don’t, check it out here…it’s pretty cool. Woodloch owes a lot of credit to someone out there for providing us this opportunity. This someone would be all of our veterans.

Veterans have always held a special place here at Woodloch. These past few years we have been ensuring they feel more welcome here than anywhere else. John Pillar our Director of Golf began hosting the Fold of Honor Golf Classic…honoring local heroes who have died giving their lives for our Freedom. Over the past three years the tournament has raised over $30,000 to help educate the family members of those veterans. John puts it this way, “We never want to forget the veterans of our local community who gave it all for us, so we are committed to honoring their legacy.” 

Now that the Folds of Honor Golf Classic has come and gone this summer, we are getting a little antsy and want to continue to give back to our local veterans. They give back to us every day so why can’t we do the same for them, right? That’s why we are launching a new program at Woodloch Springs called Fairways for Freedom. It’s a way for us to give thanks to you veterans. Through this program any veteran can come out and enjoy a free 20-minute tune up from any of our professional staff. What’s a tune up you ask? One of our professional staff will bring you down to our range for a private one on one lesson to “tune-up” your golf skills…and hey if your golf skills need a little more than a tune up (I know mine does) you can always extend your time. Once you're all ready and hitting the ball straight…or close to it, we’ll send you out on the course for discounted tee time rates.

Veterans are important to us at Woodloch and we just want to make sure you know that! So come out and hone in your skills…on us, for your dedication to our freedom.

Tags: golf, veterans

COMING SOON TO A LAKE NEAR YOU: Woodloch Summer 2016 Preview PART 2

Posted on Fri, Jun 10, 2016

~shared by J. Ranner

“Pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme- and put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is SUMMERTIME”

- The Fresh Prince

Just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get any better… they absolutely can. 

A few weeks back, we were happy to announce that we would have all sorts of new and exciting games and events for you this summer on your Pocono mountain vacation. Well, guess what? The list just got a bit longer!

We’ll get right into it!

  • Kitchen Pandemonium – “Don’t play with your food!” Yeah… for anyone that’s tried our Bakery Wars, you already know that rule doesn’t apply to us! Bring your culinary skills and expertise to the North Lodge and try out this new competition!
  • “Spirited Art” – Speaking of food, I just KNOW there are a lot of wine fans out there! This summer, adults can grab a glass and a paintbrush to create a masterpiece with our instructor.
  • Boat Regatta – We’ve decided to share our most popular corporate teambuilding activity with our guests this summer! Fashion yourself a sloop out of our finest cardboard and test her seaworthiness… a treasure trove of gold medals awaits the champions!
  • Game Night – Sometimes, it seems like we’re all too reliant on our phones for entertainment. Therefore, Woodloch is kicking it old-school with Sunday Game Night! Kiddies will play a collection of classics (with a Woodloch spin!) while adults (and adults ONLY!) retreat to play our newest creation: Cards Against WOODLOCH!
  • New Nightly Acts – We’re gonna mix it up for everyone a bit this year. We’re happy to welcome a few NEW acts to the Woodloch stage for summer 2016, including acclaimed hypnotists, jugglers and comedians! And for those aspiring to one day take the Nightclub stage themselves… take the first step in doing so with our Balloon Workshop!
  • Killer Classics – You know all of those great Woodloch vacation memories you made with games like Double Dare, Pool Games and Olympics? Good news… they are ALL back for 2016 with ALL NEW challenges awaiting you! We’d let you know exactly what we mean… but we think it’s much better if we leave it a SURPISE!

It’s inching closer and closer by the second… and we can hardly contain our excitement! We are looking forward to celebrating a year like no other here with all of our guests… and, as always, it will be a pleasure to share it with you!


Tags: Summer

NEW FOR 2016: "Loch-Toberfest" heads to Hawley!

Posted on Thu, Jun 02, 2016

~shared by J. Ranner

 We are ready to get our OOMPAH on... are you?

The summer solstice is just around the corner, and we know we're not alone when we say that we are EXCITED for summer! In just a few short days, we're going to be rolling out all sorts of new events and activities for our guests!

We are particularly delighted to share our featured Monday night entertainment (starting July 11th). While Woodloch features a beautiful large indoor venue for most of our shows and entertainers, it's just too nice outside to not sneak out for some fun while the weather is warm! We are pleased to announce that 2016's featured outdoor entertainment will be Loch-Toberfest, our homage to the German Oktoberfest celebration! 

A brief history lesson for you: Oktoberfest originated in Munich, Germany in 1810 as a celebration of Prince Ludwig and Princess Therese's wedding. The royal couple decided to share their special day with the ENTIRE city of Munich and invited everyone to a day full of delicious food and drink, fun and games, and a grand horse racing event (to showcase their prominent agricultural strenghts) to close everything up. With all of that considered, it seems to be a perfect fit for a Woodloch Summer Celebration! 

Germans loved the festival so much that they made it a tradition- 6 million visitors from around the world migrate there every fall, but guests can get a taste of the fun HERE this summer!


  • Delicious German Food - enjoy a sample of Bavarian cuisine during our Monday Cookouts and even more snacks throughout the festival!
  • Live Music from THE OOMPAH BOYS - there's nothing quite like the joyous sounds of German musical acts! They will be entertaining all with festive German staples, as well as your favorite pop and rock songs with a Munich twist!
  • Trunk Show Crafts - handmade items will be available for purchase from local vendors- if you something doesn't catch your eye, you can always make your own!
  • Outdoor Pub Games - enjoy bar room style games for all ages like Table Shuffleboard, Mug Tossing and MORE
  • For the "Little Dumplings" - we've got a Petting Zoo, Alpine Slides and zee one & only Dr. Professor Balloonicus on call!
  • And Last but NOT LEAST - it simply wouldn't be Oktoberfest without delicious mugs of BEER! We are pleased to inform you that our friends at The Irving Cliff Brewery (just down the road from us!) will be on the scene to not only share their infinite wisdom about custom craft brew beers but will also have several of their locally produced brews on hand... only available at Woodloch!

We are very excited to share this event with you this summer. Of course, it's just one of many of the delightful activities you can expect on your next trip to the Pocono Mountains... so stay tuned for even MORE details!

Until then... auf wiedersehen!

Tags: Summer

Family... ASSEMBLE! Planning Your next Family Reunion Made EASY

Posted on Thu, May 12, 2016



~shared by Joseph J. Ranner


You might not have it all together… but together, you have it ALL.


No matter who you are or what you have been through, it’s safe to say that once life begins, paths veer off in all sorts of different directions. Our experiences bring us to all different places for all sorts of different reasons, yet one thing will ALWAYS remain the same: your family (for better or worse).


Wherever we all branch out to, there’s no denying that everything eventually leads back to our roots.


Yet sometimes, as way leads on to way, we find ourselves going months, years and sometimes even decades without spending quality time with those most closely related to us. And in the process, you deny yourself a portion of your own identity. Your family is- and always WILL be- your best link to your own past, and also the most likely to stick with you through stormy seas in the future.


Thus, the appeal and need for multi-generational family reunions.


Of course, like everything worth doing in life, it’s going to take some good old fashioned WORK to make your reunion everything that it can and should be. Whether you are hosting a small gathering or swinging for the fences with 100+ relatives, know this from the get-go: you don’t have to do it all alone!


You’re not the only one in the family (clearly) so you shouldn’t have the sole burden of arranging everything yourself. So before any decisions are made, form a Reunion Committee of sorts to split up the planning. We get the distinct feeling that you will thank yourself down the road.


And you know what? Since we feel like guests are a part of our “family” as well… we’re going to hook you up with a few helpful hints to make your reunion one for the ages.




First things first: establish date, guest list, and location– a seamless reunion is planned an awful lot like a wedding (hopefully at a substantially lower and divided cost), but approach it with that mentality. Broach the subject during a larger gathering (birthdays, anniversaries etc.) and get the ball in motion.



For a large reunion (for argument sake, let’s say over 30 guests) we’d suggest planning a year or so in advance. That might seem like a large amount of time but in reality it really isn’t. Kids play sports. Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lilly are going to Italy in the spring. Cousin Eddie bought an RV and is going cross country for the holidays. You get the picture. Life happens and pinpointing an exact date is going to be a challenge. HOWEVER, it is imperative that once you find a date, you need to stick to your guns.  In a perfect world, everyone would be able to attend, but we all know how that goes.

Again, not that any of has the power to control this, but weather should also factor into the equation. If you're planning a reunion in the middle of winter in the Poconos, there's a chance there could be some snow, for better or worse. This needs to be considered when mapping out your event, especially for relatives traveling a great distance. 



choose-wisely.jpgBefore any invitations are sent out at all, have a clear and defined list of guests. Are we making this a “Smiths Only” affair? Are we sticking with just Grandma Walton’s kids and grandkids? Or is the entire town of Hawley going to be invited? Take the time (with your helpful committee) and create an established guest list.

Again, budgets need to be considered for this. While reunions are nice, they certainly don't materialize out of thin air. And we all know THAT relative that simply lacks the social graces to chip in and contribute to the pot when it's necessary. You might be faced with some tough decisions... choose wisely!




A very large part of the success of your reunion rides on venue selection. Accommodations? Dining arrangements? Activities? Travel decisions? They ALL rely on where you decide to hold your event. (All of these decisions are streamlined when you book your reunion with us... just sayin'.)

Again, we live in a world that is far from perfect, so with venue comes the consideration of costs. Is it feasible to have a relative host the event at their home? Might you seek out a vacation home or possibly a resort to host your affair? Are you going to board a plane and go all out in Tahiti? All families are different, and there are pros and cons to each scenario. You need to talk about this, come up with a concrete plan and book.


Once all of these decisions have been made, draft up some save the date invites and send them in the mail. Coordinate group emails and group chats on Facebook to keep everyone in the loop on things.


Tips from the Pros

We’ve hosted our share of family reunions (big & small with all sorts of “families”) and we’ve learned a few things along the way.


Plan… but don’t overplan.

While it certainly is important to make sure you’re getting the most out of your time together, you just might make people hate you by becoming a micro-manger. Be flexible and acknowledge the fact that you’re working with a diverse group with diverse interests. It’s OK to split up for portions of your event. We suggest publishing an activity sheet (maybe even a bit like ours!) that lays out the imperative must-attend events and letting family members choose how to use their time. As a matter of fact, you can even put together your own events in the style of Woodloch. Create your own Scavenger Hunts, set up relay events similiar to our famous Olympics, or even a Bakery War of some sort... easy enough to scale down for "home editions!'

Besides, we all know that Mother Nature will do whatever she pleases, so things might have to vary. Don’t stress- take it as it comes and enjoy the moments. Adults may wish to consider babysitting services at some point- adults need to unwind and be with just “grown ups” for a night or two. Along those lines, consider hiring a photographer to capture candid moments and group portraits. Money well spent.


Consider limitations.

They come in various forms, but mainly consider physical and dietary issues your family members may have. Ski mountain retreats are beautiful, but it would be somewhat sad to have a good portion of your family not be able to traverse the hills because of walking disabilities. Furthermore, there’s nothing more annoying like booking a great restaurant and finding out your sweet mother can’t enjoy a meal due to lack of gluten-free options. Issues like this are easier to deal with early in the process than they are at that moment!


Remember WHY you are there.

In the mix of all the planning, banter, back and forth and traveling, sometimes the reasons are unfortunately lost.  You are there to spend good quality time with those you hold to be important in life- make the most of it. Ditch the cell phones, laptops and tablets- trust me, they will be there when you return back to life as usual. Vacations are best spent wireless.


Catch up with your relatives. Now is the PERFECT time for some of the younger family members to hear stories from Grandma and Grandpa (possibly embarrassing ones about their parents… those are always good). Maybe Uncle Jesse and his college bound niece get to have a good heart to heart, chock full of advice that will help her in the coming year. These little moments, as trivial as they might seem at the time, are going to be talked about and remembered for years to come...


Embrace them.


Tags: Reunions, family reunions, Family Vacation

Introducing the Woodloch Golf Academy Indoor Performance Studio

Posted on Wed, Apr 27, 2016

The newest addition to the Woodloch Golf Academy.

The Performance Studio offers members and guests of The Country Club at Woodloch Springs the opportunity to improve their game no matter the season. This cutting edge indoor software allows you to enjoy the sport of golf while benefitting from guidance not unlike that of a PGA Professional!

12970955_797385913727110_6328988163786059917_o.jpgRunning onForesightSports GC2 Launch Monitor and FSX Performance Software, we are proud to offer this exceptional golfing experience that will allow guests of Woodloch, club members, and local golfers the opportunity to improve their game during the off season and even during inclement weather.

» Stereoscopic lens emulates “human eye" recognition
» Cutting Edge image processing assures reliable ball find
» Internal accelerometer corrects for non-level surfaces

Play 9 or 18 holes, grab a bite at the Grille Room, and share some beverages from our bar. And since our simulator is offered by the hour you can bring your entire foursome along for the ride!

Introductory pricing is $45 per hour and just $35 for members of the Woodloch Springs Country Club.   

Check out the manufacturer’s demo below!

Have you tried The Woodloch Golf Academy's Performance Studio yet? Let us know what you think by leaving a comment below or by visiting The Country Club at Woodloch Springs Facebook page.

Tags: enjoying golf, golf, Indoor Activities, golf course

COMING SOON TO A LAKE NEAR YOU: Woodloch Summer 2016 Preview PART 1

Posted on Tue, Apr 19, 2016


~shared by J. Ranner

“Summertime is always the best of what might be.”
- Charles Bowden

Even as I sit right now trying to wrap up my work week, my mind is continually straying outside to a brilliant cornflower blue sky, warming beams of light casting shadows through the budding trees, and the squeals of giddy children (and possibly some adults) as they embark out on another day of fun and festivities here at Woodloch.

Gone are the days of cold and grey. Summer is coming. 

As we shed our sweaters for tee shirts and ditch the snow shovels for gardening equipment, so must we change here at Woodloch! Each and every season brings something new and fun to the table, and the summer of 2016 is shaping up to be one of our best yet. We have a whole list full of wonderful things heading to you this summer!

Without spoiling too much, here's what you can look forward to seeing at our resort this season!

  1. Wood-Loch-Tober Fest - We're not waiting until the fall to enjoy the fantastic experience of Oktoberfest! Join us Monday nights throughout the summer for live music, great German food, special draft beers (brewed right here in town!), crafts, games, dancing and more!
  2. Our Brand New TV Carnival - In perfect harmony with this year's Broadway-style Theme Show, Woodloch Celebrates the Wonderful World of Television with midway-style carnival games all centered around our favorite television shows! All ages can enjoy mini-games of skill and chance in order to win the Woodloch prizes they've wanted all their lives (maybe this year, you'll get that whoopie cushion we've seen you eyeing).mystery_machine.jpg
  3. Saturday Morning Cartoon Games - Speaking of television, perhaps you remember waking up early on weekends with a bowl of Lucky Charms and tuning in to see your favorite animated characters? Well, our Social Staff certainly does (being "cartoons" themselves) and this summer we thought it would be cool to magically reunite all of our guests with those shows in our brand new Lake Games. Word is that The Mystery Machine might even show up... ZOINKS!
  4. Donut Showdown. It's "the circle of life" that all started with a little cupcake. We then upped our game with gingerbread, rice krispie treats, and even pumpkins for our Halloween Wars. This summer, we're bringing you our "Donut Showdown"- the most ambitous "Bakery War" to hit Woodloch! Decorate your display and do your best to delight our judges...waterslide_splash_zone.jpg
  5. Start with a Splash - while warm weather means plenty of swimming in our beautiful lake and outdoor pool, we are happy to announce that we have a brand-new fully operational INDOOR waterslide and "splash zone" for your enjoyment! This means non-stop wet and wild fun night and day, 365 days a year!
  6. "The Cabin in the Woods"- By light, there's nothing more beautiful than a summer's day in the Pocono Mountains. By night... well, an evening in the dark forest can be an entirely different story. Our team of ghouls and goblins has a jump start on the Halloween season with our "Cabin in the Woods"- a walk through spooktacular maze for those of you brave enough to face it! Make it through, and you might just want to come back for our Haunted Hayrides in the fall!cabin_in_the_woods.jpg

...and you know what else? That's not all! We've still got a bunch of surprises in store coming your way as they are announced in the coming weeks, so be ready for good news coming down the pike!

We've got our sunscreen, tank tops and Strawberry Daiquiris ready- we can't wait for it all to begin!



Tags: Summer

Something She'll Love Almost as Much as You... Woodloch on Mother's Day.

Posted on Thu, Mar 17, 2016

~ shared by J. Ranner

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me... but I think she enjoyed it." 

- Mark Twain

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that my mom is and always will be a huge influence on my life. Through all the ups and downs, she always found a way to be there for me (and in my case, 5 other brothers and sisters).

  • 11th hour assistance with school projects? Mom's got you covered.
  • Working over a hot stove in a June heatwave just so I can have my favorite birthday dinner? Mom strikes again.
  • Consoling you through breakups and telling you that you're way too bright and handsome for that girl anyways? Yup, she's there. 

In all honesty, I've completely lost track of how many times my mom has shown her love and support unconditionally. And I have a feeling that many of us are in the same boat.

So the question must be asked- how could one ever possibly repay the woman that has given so much - the gift of life included? Simply stated, we don't. Because we can't. The gifts that a mother gives us are done so seeking absolutely nothing in return. Moms do things for us out of their instinctively loving nature. 

But... we can still try.


So, for those of us who still seem to have trouble remembering dates like birthday and anniversaries (you know who you are), we'll provide you with a little bit of help. Mother's Day this year falls on May 8th, 2016. Despite the heads up, I know that this will most likely still sneak up on some of you. And I really don't want to see any of you show up emptyhanded at mom's porch.

So, we might just have a solution for you: why not treat mom to a little bit of Woodloch this Mother's Day? You know you've made lists to her before, like "Reasons Why I Need More Allowance"- so maybe our little list will speak to you the same way!



  1. Discount Double Check! All moms out there- including grandmothers, great grandmothers and beyond all receive a $200 discount on their stay. That's our way of saying "thank you for keeping your kids in line all these years. You the real MVP." 
  2. lake_blossom.jpgIt's SPRING time! And that means lots of great things happening outside among all the blossoming trees and flowers! Whether she's feeling adventurous and wants to fly down our zipline or prefers a nice lounge chair by the lake, mom will be thrilled to be outside. 
  3. Breakfast, lunch and dinner... all taken care of. We aren't all gourmet chefs (the fire department knows many of us as "regulars"), but even if you are, take a breather and have all of your meals right here at Woodloch.  
  4. Your kids will be happy- and visa vi, so will she. If the little guys are content, mom can breathe kubart.jpgeasy. We are very honored to have a Grammy-winning children's musician joining us! Tim Kubart from Sprout TV will be on hand to give special performances throughout the weekend. His band, Tim and the Space Cadets, have sold out Music Hall in Williamsburg and headlined the Lollapalooza family stage. HIs textured pop tunes lyrically bridge the gap between innocence and wisdom.
  5. Mom can pamper herself. We've got a world class spa right down the road from us... she'd probably love to check it out. Discounted treatments are available at The Lodge at Woodloch- I would bet she'll love it there. Not her cup of tea? Woodloch will also be hosting our first "Trunk Show"- complete with jewelry making, homemade gifts and trinkets. And if your mom just can't get enough time on the links... she gets to golf for FREE this weekend! 
  6. Because you need a gift. Mom has all of the plants, afghan blankets and macaroni cards that she'll ever need. What she really treasures is time with her kids. And that's exactly what you sign up for with a Woodloch vacation... fun times with the people who matter most! Whether you're running around in a frenzy during our Bakery Wars or simply enjoying a peaceful paddleboat ride, the opportunities to unwind and bond with mom are around every corner here! cake_wars_2.jpg

    So take a moment right now and think back to all of the times that mom was there for you- you'll most likely lose count. Why not take this opportunity to give her a truly memorable Mother's Day Weekend? She'll treasure it forever... because it came from YOU!



Tags: Mother's Day

From the Woodloch History Book: The Tale of "The Funny Pants"

Posted on Mon, Feb 08, 2016


~ shared by Joseph J. Ranner

A wise soul once said... "life is just too short to wear boring clothes." 

If anyone has ever visited our resort (and for those of you who will in the future), you know that you are bound to meet all sorts of characters- it's part of what makes Woodloch such a special place to visit and work. Everyone's quirks and quips have been instrumental in shaping our identity since we opened our doors way back in 1958.

Along the way, you'll stumble into Mr. John Kiesendahl- our boss. And aside from his charming demeanor and stately good looks, you're bound to notice something else: his pants. They're always a little bit... funny

But that's exactly what JK (as we call him) is going for.

It all started in the magical year of 1981. Ronald Reagan had just taken office, Indiana Jones was raiding lost arks, and JK had just bought Woodloch from his parents- a big undertaking for a thirtysomething. Right before our famous "horse races," JK unfurled a size 32 pair of corduroys adorned with holly leaves, just in time for Christmas. And so the tradition began.

Doing something lighthearted not only reminded employees that Woodloch is a fun place to work, but also helped JK smile during the early days of ownership.

"It was great to see guests start to respond to pants as I would wear them," says John. As years went by, guests recognized him by his trademark slacks. Today, 35 years later, it's odd to see John NOT donning the funny pants. As a matter of fact, we've had guests visit and pay loving homage to JK and his pants over years... see? 


As the years went by, JK collected pants of all shades with all sorts of characters- superheros, children's book characters, Santa Claus, and everything in between. He even makes a concentrated effort to match a tie with said pants. "All in all, I have probably 60 pairs of pants," says John- 24 in rotation, and the rest in the archives. "I'm attached to them all... but my current favorites are my brand new Star Wars pants!"

John is going to be celebrating a big "milestone" birthday this year- he will be 70 years young. As we celebrate his birthday as well as 58 years of Woodloch, JK has decided to donate a few of his precious duds to a great cause.

Yes folks, it's true:  you will have a chance to own a pair of JK's pants this April as we present the first ever charity "Funny Pants" Auction, with all proceeds benefitting BK Hope Cures, his son Bobby's fundraising effort for cancer research. These one-of-a-kind garments are custom made and not available ANYWHERE. So may the odds be ever in your favor. 

The auction will take place during our "Milestone Celebration Weekend," along with toasts, tributes, stories, hors d'oeuvres and more surprises along the way. It is going to be a truly memorable event and we'd love to have you join us! 



A "Blizzard" of "Super" Recipes from the Woodloch Cookbook: GAMEDAY EDITION

Posted on Mon, Jan 25, 2016


~shared by Joseph J. Ranner

Well… that was quite a weekend, wasn’t it? After an eerily quiet start to the season, winter seemed to arrive all at once, with almost 3 feet of snow falling in places along the eastern seaboard (from way down south all the way up through the Northern Pocono Mountains surrounding Woodloch) from winter storm “Jonas”- or The Blizzard of 2016, as history will remember it. All well documented, through a week of newscasts and millions of Snapchats. 

In fact, there was so much snow that the fallout could actually be seen from outer space. Mother Nature seemed to drop the mic on us this time.


While we were all snowed in, we at least had some important football games to watch- it seems we’ll be watching Cam Newton, the King of Dabbing, take on Peyton Manning and what very well could be his last ride. The stage is set for an incredible Super Bowl in less than two weeks.

Which got me thinking. Both the game and additional snow storms are sure to be on the horizon, and what better way to stay warm and content than with delicious game day grub? I chased down a few of your favorite chefs and we decided to share some of Woodloch’s more unique recipes for the big game.

Even Tom Brady wouldn’t be able to resist- you know, as he’s watching the game contently from his couch.


chili.jpgTHE JOE MONTANA CHILI POT – An eternal Game Day STAPLE. Simply "the best." 


  • 2 Tbsp. EVOO
  • 1 pound ground beef or turkey
  • 1 red onion
  • 3 cloves garlic, chopped
  • 1 zucchini, chopped
  • 1 red bell pepper, chopped
  • 1 summer squash, chopped
  • 2 chiles, seeded and chopped
  • 1 Tbsp. paprika
  • 1-12 oz. bottle beer
  • 1-28 oz. can diced tomatoes
  • 2 Tbsp. fresh thyme chopped
  • Zested peel and juice of 1 lime
  • 4 scallions, thinly sliced
  • 1 cup shredded smoked gouda

In a large pot heat EVOO over medium-high heat until smoking. Add the beef and cook, stirring to break up, until browned, about 8 min. Stir in onion, garlic, zucchini, squash, bell pepper and chiles; season with salt and pepper. Stir in the corn kernels, chili powder and paprika. Cook until the veggies are softened, 6 to 7 min.

Stir in the beer and cook until reduced slightly, about 2 min. Stir in the tomatoes, thyme and lime peel and cook until slightly reduced, 5 minutes. Turn off the heat, then stir in the lime juice. To serve, top with scallions and cheese. 


potato_salad.jpgPEYTON'S POTATO SALAD – Taste bigger than the Rocky Mountains... or a certain someone's forehead.


  • 3 cups red potatoes
  • 6 slices bacon
  • 1 small onion, diced
  • 2 tbsp. water
  • 1/3 cup white vinegar
  • 3 tbsp. sugar
  • 1 tsp. salt
  • 1/8 tsp pepper
  • 1 tbsp. parsley

Place the potatoes in a pot, with enough water to cover. Bring to a boil, and cook for about 10 minutes.

Place the bacon in a large deep skillet over medium-high heat. Cook until lightly browned and crisp. Remove and set aside.

Add onion to the bacon grease, and cook over medium heat until browned. Add the vinegar, water, sugar, salt, and pepper to the pan. Bring to a boil, then add potatoes and parsley. Crumble half the bacon into the mix. Heat through, transfer to a serving dish. Crumble the remaining bacon over the top and serve warm.


mac_2.jpg"KILLER CAM" BACON MAC & CHEESE – Because “healthy eating” is not required during football. Ever.


  • EVOO
  • 6 slices bacon, cut crosswise into 1/2in pieces
  • 3 tbsp. unsalted butter
  • 1 onion, cut into 1/4 in dice
  • Kosher salt
  • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1 quart whole milk, plus more as needed
  • 1/4 cup Dijon mustard
  • Tabasco or other hot sauce
  • 1 pound medium shells or other short pasta
  • 2 c. grated cheddar cheese (8oz)
  • 2 c. grated fontina cheese (8oz)
  • 1 c. grated parmesan cheese (4oz)

Drizzle a bit of EVOO in a large saucepan. Add the bacon and set the pan over     medium heat; cook, stirring occasionally, until brown and crisp, 8 to 10 minutes.      Remove from the pan and drain on paper towels. Do not discard the bacon fat.

Add the butter and onion to the pan with the bacon fat; season with salt and cook until the onion is soft and aromatic, 4 to 6 minutes. Add the flour and cook, stirring frequently, until the mixture looks like wet sand, about 3 minutes.

Slowly whisk in the milk, mustard and a few shakes of Tabasco. Season with salt and bring to a boil, then reduce the heat to low. Simmer until the mixture is slightly thicker than heavy cream, 6 to 8 more minutes.

Meanwhile, bring a large pot of water to a boil. Add the pasta and cook 1 minute less than the instructions on package suggest, al dente. Drain pasta.

Add the cheddar, fontina, and parmesan to the milk mixture and whisk to combine. Taste and adjust the seasoning if needed, adding a little more milk if the mixture seems too thick. Stir in the cooked bacon and pasta. The mixture should be very creamy and flavorful. Serve immediately.


maple_bacon_cookies.jpgTHE EXTRA POINT MAPLE BACON COOKIES – Dessert chocked full of flavor... make sure you convert!


  • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 tsp. baking powder
  • 1 tsp. baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 1 c. butter, room temperature
  • 3/4 cup packed brown sugar
  • 3/4 cup white sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp. vanilla extract
  • 1 tsp. maple extract
  • 3/4 c. chopped cooked bacon
  • 1 tbsp. PA maple syrup

Preheat an oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper. Whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt; set aside.

Beat together the butter, brown sugar, and white sugar with an electric mixer   until smooth. Add one egg; beat until blended into the butter mixture. Add the remaining egg, vanilla extract, and maple extract; beat until well blended and slightly fluffy. Stir in the flour mixture a little at a time, mixing just until combined. Stir in the bacon. Scoop by rounded tablespoonfuls onto prepared cookie sheets.

Bake in the preheated oven until edges turn golden brown, 10 to 12 minutes.

Remove from the oven, and cool on a wire rack.


There you have it- just a few key kitchen “plays” for the big game and beyond this winter. Enjoy them both- I’m actually off to go make myself a few snacks. For some reason, I'm starving. 


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